This Blog Is Only For Me To Read Some Weird Shit So If Ya See Me Lurking I Ain't A Bot Just A Tired Guy

Man why is every fandom I'm in gay (me a bi genderfluid creature)

I Also am not having a good time at the conference

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

You ever get that urge to bite your phone

Btw I've been up for almost a full 24 hours and the word phone looks like it's spelt wrong ya know lol

I feel honoured that it has appeared on my dash

PRAISE THE DOOR!!!

Don't pressure writers it stresses them out just chill people :3.

Hi, do you know when the next chapter of Dark Matter will come out?

when it's done

I will gladly take boops

reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

Ghost chirps au but instead of the cute little bird songs and peeps it’s just-

“CAW”

Like a giant crow or flock of crows if there’s more than one ghost. Danny being able to gather all of Gotham’s crows, as a giant army because he sounds like them.

Crows: Who tf are you

Danny: CAW

Crows: Say less homie

He’s named every last one of them and has trained them all to pick locks and steal. He’s respected by the crows because he’s the only one with dexterous hands. If they can’t open something they call in the big guns (AKA Danny) Like imagine being a Gothamite and watching a enormous flock of crows seemingly summoning a scrawny child out nowhere to unlock a dumpster? Like they’re crowding around him like he’s the messiah, a god even and they all just squawk in unison when the kid pulls out a bobby pin and picks the padlock. They’re dropping, coins, bottle caps, earrings, bullet shells, anything vaguely shiny and the occasional paper money into his hands.

The kid has a necklace of soda tabs and bottle cap earrings. He also just walks around collecting beer bottles and later sells little glass statues that have a bioluminescent glow (HC that Danny can melt and shape glass with weaker ecto blasts) Glowing glass jewelry is weaved into his hair that is seemingly a identity confirmation for the crows.

Nobody knows the kids name he just showed up one day with his massive army of crows and started to wander. After around a month of the kid wandering around without a care in the world and not dying the locals decide “Huh, I guess crow prince is here to stay,” Like, they accept him as a local cryptid.

Like “Yeah, crow king just kind of vibes but if you give him food, he’ll bash in a pedophiles kneecaps,”

Shit goes down When Danny discovers his chirps can also sound like geese.

I GOT THE BOY HE WAS $20 and there was a whole collection of ember and Jimmy neutron but they so expensive it hurt but anything for the boy

My post of my Danny funko got likes what do I do with this knowledge that people like it, oh good heavens I have gone mad with power!

(not really I'm really nervous 😅)