"you Don't Have To Perform Around Me" Sweetheart I Have To Perform In Front Of Myself

fish!!! 🌊

“trans punk shit” won my what to draw poll and I’ve had this idea floating around my head for a while

⚧transexualism will save us all⚧

Edit: thank you so much @polaris-ursae for the ID, reblog this one instead!

ID: a pink and blue print on a black background. In the center is a picture of the circle-arrow trans symbol intersecting with the circle-A anarchy symbol and a pink triangle. The text on the image read, “Trans fags fight back! Trans rights are being attacked all across the US. Stand with your transexual siblings and fight against the state sanctioned systems of oppression. Separately we are weak, together we are strong. Long live the transexuals, the dykes, and the faggots!” End ID.

FUCKING HATE BEING TRANSGENDER

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”

How can you see me in all my terrible grief and still look at me like I'm someone you could love

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

lemme tell y’all about kys wizard , my greatest failed joke

it’s pretty much used in the same context as a regular kys joke, or as a comedic ‘fuck you’

essentially i wave my hands like im casting a spell and say “killll yourselffff” in a spooky wizard voice. it’s only funny inside my head. the idea is that im a lame ass wizard who can’t do any magic, but im incredibly ashamed of it and pretend that ‘kys’ is a spell. (no i am not trying to curse you to commit suicide , it’s more of a ‘shittyness’ curse. if it was even a real curse. which it isn’t because im a loser wizard who can’t use magic.)

disclaimer bc I don’t want it to be taken the wrong way. i would only use this with my friends who also make such jokes, i struggle with SI, etc etc. another reason i gave up the joke is because i became closer with someone who disliked such jokes :/

anyways rip kys wizard, you were great in my dreams. still makes me giggle

Poor Archivist 🕷️