"Am I Trans?" < "Do I Wanna Go On HRT?"

I wish sh was normal so I could do it and nobody would question or care if they saw it

just realized i got blood on my sheets, my cuts must’ve opened a bit while i was sleeping. im trying to think of an excuse for if my mom sees and asks.. i would say a scab from a mosquito bite that i scratched open in my sleep or something, but there’s some pretty distinct lines and she’s already been suspicious of me lately. let’s hope it comes out next time i wash them

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FUCKING HATE BEING TRANSGENDER

asking stuff? woa

oh how triumphant

reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

lemme tell y’all about kys wizard , my greatest failed joke

it’s pretty much used in the same context as a regular kys joke, or as a comedic ‘fuck you’

essentially i wave my hands like im casting a spell and say “killll yourselffff” in a spooky wizard voice. it’s only funny inside my head. the idea is that im a lame ass wizard who can’t do any magic, but im incredibly ashamed of it and pretend that ‘kys’ is a spell. (no i am not trying to curse you to commit suicide , it’s more of a ‘shittyness’ curse. if it was even a real curse. which it isn’t because im a loser wizard who can’t use magic.)

disclaimer bc I don’t want it to be taken the wrong way. i would only use this with my friends who also make such jokes, i struggle with SI, etc etc. another reason i gave up the joke is because i became closer with someone who disliked such jokes :/

anyways rip kys wizard, you were great in my dreams. still makes me giggle

why do i find pathetic stupid boys so attractive 😭