Was Dan fucking with us when he said he thought microwave was an onomatopoeia? like in that really old Dan and Phil video. This is all I can think about this morning.
Microwave isn’t a fucking sound Daniel. You’re so smart, were you kidding?
sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts
"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.
'oh vampires cant walk into peoples houses without being invited' well neither can I. its rude
im obsessed with how this baby seal at an aquarium looks when its picked up
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOUGHHHHHHH AAHHHH
blah blah blah, teenage angst or something.
he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt
AHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARRRRGGGGHHHHH AAAAAAIIIIIIIII OOOUGGHHHHA RAAAAGHHHHHH
kitty yells about ableism :)
wille threatening to take down the monarchy because he saw simon doing karaoke with another man will never not be funny to me
I don't know about the rest of you but if my brother died and I became heir to the throne and then my cousin released a sex tape of me, I too would lose my absolute shit
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUGHHHHHH
those words aren’t necessary miss kitty. you’re lucky you get ice cream at all.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAUGHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOUGHH ARRHHHBHHHH EEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHH
you make an excellent point. you do deserve more ice cream. but kitties are only allowed so much for a reason.
Hua Cheng & San Lang 🦋