Part 2 baby! Enjoy my sick and twisted humor since you all likes the first one! I still have so many of these ducking things so if this one also does well-I guess I’ll make a part 3?
All credit goes to the original owners!
piss is apart of a heart healthy breakfast
I just fucking woke up on my period and this is what I get?
Make sure y’all’s check this out!
Hello! Can I request some cuddling hc's with Rung and Ravage? I've been feeling very touch starved lately so kinda need it. Thank you for all your writings, they are really good. (sorry for bad grammar, English is not my native language)
Thank you so much for the kind words! I’m glad people care for my writing, and it’s ok! English isn’t my main either, and your English was beautiful my friend!
Note: Requests are open 24/7 now! If you want an emergency request, send it on in with specific details explaining just how you want your story, and I’ll make it as close to your description as possible, or you can PM/DM me and I’ll give you a status update on your emergency request and make sure it’s to your liking. EMERGENCY REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS BEFORE NORMAL REQUESTS. And that doesn’t mean you can send a normal request in and claim it to be an ‘emergency’, it’s not fair to those who really have something going on and need help ASAP!
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He is not the type to cuddle much, well...that’s what others think.
He has had a horrible past, and knows what it’s like to be touch-starved, so you better expect random cuddles; behind closed doors of course.
Most cuddles happen at night; mainly around 2am. He will always find a way into your habsuite, not matter what. His favorite way in is through the vents.
He’ll sneak towards your birth and jump on up, waking you up in the process due to the birth dipping down under his weight.
You’ll be shocked at first but will slowly relax at the sight of him. He will move up close to you, mumbling a “Sorry” under his breath as he moves to your side and rests his head on his front paws.
It’s best that you don’t say anything, knowing he didn’t like to talk to much in the early morn, so you remain quiet and lay back down; moving to his side and wrapping an arm around his large frame.
Don’t be surprised if you hear purring if your rubbing in between his ears, just don’t mention it or he will stop.
He does this a lot, but, if you are feeling in a bad mood; no matter what time of the day or who is around; he will carry you gently in his jaws and place you somewhere before he curls around you.
He makes sure you know how important you are to him, trust me. If anyone talks smack to you, they are dead. Literally dead. He will even snap at Megatron is he says anything mean about you, but luckily, you two get along very well.
He always sleeps in your room; unless you say you want to sleep alone; but that’s rare.
He loves to wrap his tail around you and carry you like that, it’s just his thing.
He will drop everything for you, no matter what. He is a great Mechfriend, never leave him.
This godly boy is so fucking touch-starved. Please hold him.
With him dealing with his own anxiety and the problems of his patients, he really struggles.
He will most likely come to you in the early morning; later that Ravage would; at around 6-7am. He would be very polite about it and will only enter your hadsuite if you already awake and if you say he can. He can handle you saying no or still being asleep, he’ll just come back later.
He is a very silent cuddler, mainly just enjoying the silence while he listens to your heartbeat. You also enjoy listening to his, it calms you down from any stress.
Sometimes, he’ll bring you to his patients, knowing that with the power of your cuddles, will cheer anyone up!
He had a little couch in his office and will often find you there, snuggling up against the pillows and blankets he somehow got for you. He loves seeing you like that, it’s just so cute!
He will always find an excuse to cuddle with you; “I’m just feeling down today.”, “Oh, my back hurts, but nothing that cuddles can’t fix!”, “Y/N, are you feeling alright?” (“Yes I’m f-“) “Nonsense, you need cuddles right away!”, etc.
Some days when your feeling down, he’ll even cancel appointments (If the patient says it’s ok, which they always do) and stay in your habsuite in his holoform all day.
He loves your attention so much, it’s almost sad, but he cares for you very much, never forget that.
My brother is on something
Idk man, we are so drunk rn
Me and my friend we having a heated conversation about how elves can walk on snow (neither of us even CONSIDERED magic). We thought they were light because they are hollow bones and barely ate due to slow digestion or some shit. Slowly, the conversation went to this; “do you think you can tell when an elf needs to poop because they start sinking in the snow”? That’s it. That’s all I have to say.
Here you can find many writings about a bunch of different topics! This post here will be my introduction, rules, and collections page! It’s a good way to keep things organized and tidy while I’m beginning to grow in popularity. And speaking of popularity, I want to thank all of you for the support over the last year, it means so much and now that we are coming close to 200 (almost 300 now) (Edit: Almost 400 now) followers, I have really found my passion for writing! Now, let’s get on with it, shall we?
Hallo! My name is Coffee_Cupps, or Coffee for short! I am a German/American studying Psychology, History, and Language! I go by They/Them/He/Him and I am bisexual. My birthday is November 2nd and I’m currently working towards a degree in acting and technology. I have been writing for about 8 years now and have just recently (in the past two years) found out have to do a decent job on writing, thanks to my teachers. I’m in many fandoms but my interest in them come-and-go very easily. My longest fandom I’ve been in is Transformers, starting at G1. I’ve seen G1, IDW/MTMTE (including Lost Light), TFA, TFP, Bayverse, The Bumblebee Movie, RiD, and Cyberverse (I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more but I can’t think of them right now). My favorite character (they change a lot) are, MTMTE Nickel, Shockwave (any one of them), Soundwave (any one of them), MTMTE Ravage, MTMTE Rung, and MTMTE Whirl.
Transformers
MHA (rarely)
Godzilla (2014, KoM, G v.s K)
Pokemon (rarely)
Hetalia
Villanos
Doctor who
Arcane
Harry Potter
Ninjago
TMNT (Main rn)
Requests: OPEN!
Heavy angst
Smut
Fluff
Limes
HC’s
Triggering topics
Active rape
Incest
Ageplay
Anything that has to do with sexualizing bodily fluids
Vore
(More will be added later)
I love talking with other people and stuff so, if you need to talk about anything, you can send me a message or an ask and I’ll get to you right away!
(This blog in a W.I.P!)
More will be added ASAP!
NOTE: NOT ALL REQUESTS WILL BE DONE, I AM A VERY BUSY PERSON SURPRISINGLY LOL)
Aesthetic is still on point
I will hug you if I knew who you were
I’m fucking cackling
i have no life audio by crashboombanger
I love how Whirl’s like “It’s 3am somewhere” then proceeds to strangle his fucking therapist.
Pokemon SW/SH Memes Part:2 (Mainly Piers)
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