Nobody Has Made Me Feel Safer Or More Respected Than The Filthy Perverted Freaks I Was Warned About.

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

Sorry I moaned when you said you illegally download things, it's hot that you hate capitalism and like owning things

(im the deer)

me and who...

(im the bobcat)

"puppy want a treat??"

Puppy want to end it but yeah a treat would be cool

one of those “predatory lesbians” ive heard so much about

hello my lovelies i have a "problem" so if youd like to know and give me some insight cuz im autistic and cant read social cues go right ahead. its below

so theres this guy, wont say his name here(tho it wouldnt matter cuz i doubt he knows what tumblr is but i digress), hes a senior(just turned 18 last month). ive been feeding him snacks since the second half of first semester when i met him in my 3d art class. and its real dusty in there and we would wipe clay dust on each other(really fun trust) and hes put me in a chokehold and then tried to push me to my knees on the ground twice(coulda just asked tbh), hes said hes gonna eat me twice(first time had no prompt but the 2nd time did so i let it slide), hes said hes gonna kidnap me and shoot me(yk "normal" stuff). hes called me GOOD BOY once too then said it had "uses", idk what that means but like alr and hes talked about like backshots while on the phone with me(hes also got Schrödinger's cock, hes told me its huge but his friend has told me its micro so idek nor do i really care i just thought it was kinda funny). he threatens me a lot less now a days tho so dw. he isnt gay(or at least thats what he says) (he also most of the time uses the proper pronouns but like hes a cis white man what can you really expect?) hes driven me home twice now. the first time he drove me home was after first semester finals so it was cold, when i got into his car i recoiled off his leather seats and was like "ah leather seats" and he was like "you dont like leather seats?" and i was like "no theyre just super cold" and then next thing ik hes askin me if the heated seats are on and as im looking for the controls he just hooks his hand under my right knee and moves my legs over before leaning over me and checking himself…..like he coulda just asked. but this time he ASKED me if i wanted to be driven home i dunno why but ofc i said yes id NEVER turn down a car ride(i LOVE LOVE LOVE his stupid car).

so like...this isnt all of it but this is what i can remember cuz im too lazy to put down every little thing hes said and done so yk here you go. but like why is he like this? anybody here know how cis men be acting? anybody major in CisMenology? help a beetle out 🙏

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.

i'm not "undiagnosed" i'm largely headcanoned as neurodivergent but with no confirmation in canon. i hear a showrunner said something at a panel last year but it hasnt been leaked on youtube yet.

Some techkin lingo 💚

You’re tired and need to rest?

You need to be plugged in and recharge or your low on battery

You’re sick?

You have a virus

You’re taking daily medication/meds because you’re sick?

You’re initiating anti-virus software

You’re taking awhile to think abt smthn?

You’re loading or your processing speed is slow

You’re hot?

Your system is overheating/your fans are on high drive

You’re super full after eating? / you can’t take in any more information abt something?

Your storage is full

You’re sleeping?

Your system is restarting/initiating an update

Among others :)) reblog and put ur suggestions!

my son 😭😭

give him a smooch