Been Stewing On An Analytical Approach To Fiction Which I Call "is This Book Afraid Of Me?" And In Order

I fucking hate daylight savings whoever invented it should be dead

We are all rice, in the end

I ate them all :)

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

I am a GOD and all shall bow before me

(I won a singular game of tic-tac-toe)

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

we've done it again folks

@mydogtypedthis I hope you explode and that the last thing you see as you are dragged to hell is the face of the chill guy and his soulless, evil eyes

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

The science behind why Dr. Pepper is the best

Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.