You Gotta Make Up Some Crazy Lore To Tell Little Kids About That Scar, Like Say You Fought A Tiger Or

You gotta make up some crazy lore to tell little kids about that scar, like say you fought a tiger or something-

Random lore: I wear the exact same sequined pink turtleneck every year on Valentine's Day. It is not comfortable in the slightest, but if I'm gonna be single, might as well get everyone's attention-

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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2 months ago
MANIFESTING
MANIFESTING

MANIFESTING


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1 month ago

I ate them all :)

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post


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1 month ago

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.


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3 weeks ago
AU In Which Link Was Raised By Ganon & Meets Zelda For The First Time
AU In Which Link Was Raised By Ganon & Meets Zelda For The First Time

AU in which Link was raised by Ganon & meets Zelda for the first time

I had fun designing emo chunibyo Link! Inspired by TOTK Ganondorf's clothes and gerudo voe outfit - Link here mainly fights with gloom sword (katana style) but it weakens him πŸ’”

He can control gloom to a certain degree but he also... isn't immune to it so he's perpetually gloom damaged ripπŸ˜‚

I want him to lose his memories in a fight and get adopted by the champions, fall in love with Zelda, and defect!! Give me all the cliches!!

EDITED TO ADD:

Ganondorf is not very good in this AU!

He's a demon king in hiding, biding his time for conquest. He snatched up Link as a child & raised him to be a lonely henchman.

Ganon taught him everything Link knows (so he can be useful to Ganon) but Ganon definitely does not have Link's best interest in mindπŸ’”

AU In Which Link Was Raised By Ganon & Meets Zelda For The First Time

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3 months ago

I got trumpeter swan- I am a happy, happy man

I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

2 months ago
Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm Certain Your Cover Is Wonderful-

Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm certain your cover is wonderful-

Unfortunately, I am afraid of clicking anything with your name on it because the song might happen-


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1 month ago

My quote of the day:

β€œI'm gonna give you backshots as a compensation prize for everything you've lost in life."

I love how I talk to my best friend-


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2 months ago

I am a GOD and all shall bow before me

(I won a singular game of tic-tac-toe)


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1 month ago
I Am Not Surprised By Any Of This-
I Am Not Surprised By Any Of This-
I Am Not Surprised By Any Of This-
I Am Not Surprised By Any Of This-
I Am Not Surprised By Any Of This-

I am not surprised by any of this-

@fall1ngawayfromm3 @ketchup-will-live-through-this @gigglesum @lucasartsydudeeee15

Starting A Tag Game Cause, Why Not? 🀍

starting a tag game cause, why not? 🀍

Starting A Tag Game Cause, Why Not? 🀍

how does pinterest sees you?

flower, pantone, actor, singer and couple!

Starting A Tag Game Cause, Why Not? 🀍
Starting A Tag Game Cause, Why Not? 🀍
Starting A Tag Game Cause, Why Not? 🀍
Starting A Tag Game Cause, Why Not? 🀍
Starting A Tag Game Cause, Why Not? 🀍
Starting A Tag Game Cause, Why Not? 🀍

🏷 @rambosgirl , @elflutter , @pinkbowslutt , @darryiciouscious , @lastchr1stmas , @gingersforeverbox , @h-harleybaby .

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