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2 months ago

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.


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2 months ago

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces


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2 months ago

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.


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2 months ago

There is no greater pain than handing a real Polaroid picture to someone before it's done developing, saying "keep it in the dark," and then watching them immediately accidentally bring it into full second-coming-of-Christ sunlight


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2 months ago
Root Beer Is Awesome-

Root beer is awesome-

Here's me! My little flowers are marigolds (my favorites), and I desperately need a haircut or dysphoria might eat me alive, but yeah!

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

Tag Game: Make Yourself As A Little Guy

Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus

Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it đź’™


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2 months ago

If you have ever met a slightly irritable chicken, you would not doubt that they are related to dinosaurs. Those little fuckers want your blood. Don't even get me started on peacocks-


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1 month ago

Arcane 9/11 be like: "MR COUNCILOR, THEY HIT THE HEXAGON"


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2 months ago

Fav colors?

I would personally go to war for the color yellow. Golden hour is the most divine time of day, marigolds are the best flowers, and yellow is simply the best. I take NO argument. My Stratocaster is yellow. My favorite sweater is yellow. Gold jewelry (offshoot of yellow) is my favorite to wear. If someone calls it a piss color again, there will be violence

Green is second place. Not a close second, but second place. It's a nice color-


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1 month ago

Some people say “Not everything is about Wolfstar.” They’re wrong. Everything is about Wolfstar. Even things that aren’t. Especially things that aren’t.


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1 week ago

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."


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