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He has a side quest for you

Walked into a bar and saw this

You know your friend group is elite when y'all have a years-long quote book of stupid things you've said

Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm certain your cover is wonderful-

Unfortunately, I am afraid of clicking anything with your name on it because the song might happen-

Get Kendrick on the track please-

Lady Gaga and Beyoncé collaborated to make a diss track about Katy Perry.

Look, certain things were not meant to be eaten, I understand that, okay? But, really, surely, just one bite wouldn't hurt....

I ate them all :)

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

Who wants to go start an AI-free imperialistic society on a desert planet and get eaten by space worms with me?

me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly

me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It

queerplatonic pandora and xenophilius that's all

I love being 5'2 and also owning a fully sized horse. He could fully stomp me into the ground if he wanted to, but that old man has no desires except food and wishing death upon the neighbor's cattle. I love him <333

INCREDIBLE