I have no organization or theme this is a graveyard of doomscrolling and my inner thoughts đ«¶ Jac she/they 24
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âmy child is fineâ your child bought a $30 microphone and is making a fiction podcast
I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
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November 5 or the time of year all the supposedly non spn blogs emerge and reveal themselves to be supernatural blogs at core
Iâm a magician in the sheets đ *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
i was behind the marolmar reincarnation arc about until he said he faked his death as a joke
like dude ain't that a plotline from my name is earl?
now i'm behind the marolmar reincarnation arc in a different direction (nikignik beats his ass)
To combat the Arthur vaccination attempts -
Reblog this post to give Arthur Lester a random disease!
Theyâre just madly in love with their supernatural partners ~
i should be covered in blood for slutty purposes
its such a shame to me that when people hear the word "podcast" they immediately think of Joe Rogan or like 5 white men sitting in a circle talking about movies. thats not a real podcast. they dont even have gay people killing god! any true podcast is legaly mandated to have gay people kill god.
Would anyone be interested if I had scans made of my art to postđ€š
biggest dweebs on the planet are the people who refuse to use the moving walkways in airports like oh youâre too good for vampire speed? you need to prove to everyone that you can perambulate faster than a conveyor belt? grow up!
malevolent fans be like fake ass bitch..I knew I couldnât trust youâŠbiggest betrayal yet..
Chat do we think we'll ever get more of The Town Whispers or am I gonna have to just keep relistening
You know, they always talk about elder gods thinking about humanity like a bunch of insects to explain the pure indifference of the perspective but what if there was one that did that with the pure enthusiasm of an entomologist, like imagine some ancient god caring for their modern worshippers like a bee keeper or some creature from before the stabilization of time seeing a particularly interesting group of humans and essentially putting them in a jar like fireflies!
anyways i think if i were alice dyer id start fucking killing. i think she needs to do acts of incredible violence.
if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year weâre deleting the website for real