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I came across this exactly 16 minutes after finishing my osha training

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

I feel the need to draw everyone’s attention to this specific still from the GBA “The Ultimate Enemy” game

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Bath time 🛁🫧

It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.

Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.

Trying out tumblr.

Have some screamer i guess?