I Can't Do Stuff Like Quadrobics For Many Reasons, But I Just Wanna Crawl Around And Be Pet Or Have Someone

Max: We made a racoon tail out of left over plastic grocery bags! This was really fun not gonna lie. It's a bit time consuming but relatively strait forward once I got my method down.

I may end up making some sort of tutorial, so if anyone's interested let me know!

Edit: It also makes a really satisfying swishy sound when you wag it lol.

EDIT 2: I made the tutorial!

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Grocery Bag Tail Tutorial!

Buckle up, this is a long one lol! Also please mind any typo's. We're very dyslexic. (Note: While I feel this craft can be relatively strai

“you’re 21 you should be at the club” i should be sprinting downwind on all fours in the mist covered wetlands of Oregon but we all can’t have what we want now can we

therian culture is looking at things with your big sopping wet eyes like this

Tiktok therians: Therians don't ACTUALLY believe they're animals!!

The observable universe:

me at 3 am scurrying around the house in search of food

I am begging y'all to stop they/themming folks who don't use they/them just because they don't pass, or YOU personally don't "feel comfortable" using their pronouns.

Use his pronouns. Use her pronouns. Use its pronouns. It's common courtesy.

made more then we expected haha..

everyone! let's look at these images of the sleeping baby giant anteater from the edogawa environmental foundation

its literally soooo annoying i cant just tear into a chunk of meat. what do you mean this body will fall ill if its not cooked? it tastes so bland. i need the blood and flesh of a still warm carcass to run down my throat and sit heavy in my stomach. i need to feel full

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