Unironically One Of My Favorite Parts Of Getting Older Is That We'll Get To Be An Older Nonhuman + Plural

I want wings and claws and tails and antlers and pointy ears and fangs and-

What do y'all know about life-size dog beds

POV: u have gender dysphoria AND species dysphoria

I am a cat in the "hostile fucked up creature with a mild bloodlust that only wants to be left alone but also kinda vaguely cat-shaped" way

I need to stop making these

But I can’t-

Tiktok therians: Therians don't ACTUALLY believe they're animals!!

The observable universe:

girl help. the angelic rage.

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison

But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...

But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens

Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD

Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day