Crowliker - Wowie This Dude Sure Loves Crows,,

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

he has a party playlist thats almost entirely made up of kesha and britney spears music and he erases anyone who complains about it

i have been playing The World Ends With You again and my brainrot compelled me to do a thing

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

i’ve got to post here more often

-Pursuit-

This soul, so small. Yet so bright, to pierce through such a construct of anguish and rage. High, did the Moon set her gaze down on the Agent of Darkest Hell and his pursuit of her light made flesh. For she did not fear the children born of the darkness she watched over.

X

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack