Red Means Go

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

Like. Dogboy type shit

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, UGHHH!!😭😭😭

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

every mother who’s critiqued her daughter’s appearance based on ~what men do or do not like~ owes that child an apology

Ocean announcement:

it's all gone

Figured tumblr would appreciate my salmon painting

I’m so bad at sex I got an F in sex it’s even on my drivers license