We're Going To Have An OLDER BROTHER Summer. We Will Be Drinking MONSTER. We Will Be LIFTING WEIGHTS.

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

Figured tumblr would appreciate my salmon painting

Wow, I have been offline for a LONG while. Not really sure how to come back online again, but I guess some Pokemon would be a good start. Here’s some semi-realistic sketches of the gen 9 guys.

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

i have "loyal attack dog" rizz. i follow orders like a soldier, with the enthusiasm of a puppy, and the force of a tank. it's all "yes ma'am" and "roger that" type of shit. women look at me like i'm nothing but a weapon and i smile back with a grin.

some autistic people will never be able to have a job or live alone, some women that are transvestigated in bathrooms will have a penis, sometimes a trans women will win a sport she is "naturally" gifted in such as being really tall and playing basketball and sometimes the homeless guy panhandling really will just spend that money on cigarettes and scratchers instead of food. they are still human beings that dont deserve to be tormented by the legal system and paranoid freaks

Pokemon request: Kabuto with a little knife taped to it, please? [Stabby the roomba joke]

im not a cuck myself but i like observing their culture from the outside, like say, from a chair in the corner