Crypt0nin - Luca

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

pup star

i drew myself once again!;+6

it's me,,Salem!!!

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

i have "loyal attack dog" rizz. i follow orders like a soldier, with the enthusiasm of a puppy, and the force of a tank. it's all "yes ma'am" and "roger that" type of shit. women look at me like i'm nothing but a weapon and i smile back with a grin.