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25 questions for smut writers

i've been thinking for a while that i've never seen an ask meme that was specifically focused on writing smut — so creating one in honor of @silmsmutweek! share some smutty thots and recs 🥰😈

feel free to edit, remove questions you'd prefer not to answer, etc. this list is intended for tolkien writers but also feel free to modify for another fandom ✨

Share your philosophy of smut. Why do you write it, and what does it mean to you?

What was the first smut fic you ever read?

What is the smut fic you read most recently? 

What was the first smut fic you ever published?

What is your most recently published smut fic?

How do you think your smut writing has evolved?

If you write non-smutty fic as well, how does it interrelate with your smut fic? 

What is your favorite comment you have received on a smut piece?

How did you learn to write smut? Were there specific fics or authors that inspired you? Or novels/movies/other texts?

Do you have music/playlists that have inspired your writing? Share some smutty song recs. 

Do you have some favorite smutty or erotic fan art? And/or non-fan art? 

Who are your favorite characters/pairings to write smut for?

What’s the most surprising smut pairing you’ve written? 

What are your favorite smut tropes?

Do you have favorite words, phrases, or imagery to use in smut?

What do you think is the sexiest part of actual Tolkien canon? Inclusive of the books, onscreen depictions, etc. 

Who are your favorite canon couples to write smut for? 

What’s the weirdest thing you have researched for the sake of a smut fic? Can be within the scope of Tolkien canon or on a topic completely outside it. 

Share a favorite passage from one of your smut fics. 

Share a summary of, or excerpt from, an unpublished smut fic.

Share a smutty headcanon about [character(s)]. 

Share a DVD commentary on [one of your smut fic/smutty scene from a longer work]. 

Share a smut rec for [character]. 

Share a smut rec for [ship]. 

Share a smut rec for [trope].

Anyways

i would have folded so fast if I was Logan

may i offer you a nice shitpost in this trying time

“what is aston martin cooking?” fernando.

As a queer woman, my main issue is people assuming I like the drivers because I find them attractive and I want them to fuck me. No babe. I want to fuck the drivers, babe. Bend over babygirl

Let me just get in there nice and early that Oscar has been testing. Oscar has been a little snake.

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

Sebastian Vettel in 2016 probably

sewis <3 at the japanese gp '23

— ・。⋆⭒. oscar, look at me please, mate? ・。⋆⭒.

so beautiful to me

btw there's no hard barriers between any queer identities- where one identity ends and another begins, they meld together, creating a gradient between the two, and every other identity around it. it's one big gradient, not rigid boxes that can never be touched by one another. queerness involves embracing those gray areas, celebrating them, and the lives of people who occupy them. being unique does not involve casting away those who are similar to you- there are no barriers between different queers, we are all part of the the same beautiful tapestry.

lewis, seb, and something bigger than themselves —

antoine de saint exupery, wind, sand and stars / mercedes amg formula 1, 'lewis hamilton reacts to iconic moments from 10 years with mercedes' (2023) / sports illustrated, lewis hamilton celebrates sebastian vettel 'not yet seen a driver as brave as him' (2023) / attitude magazine, sebastian vettel: formula 1 is ready for an out gay driver (2022) / planet f1, lewis hamilton claims 'no one in f1 history have done what vettel and i have done' (2022) / spanish grand prix (2020) / sebastian vettel, sebastian vettel: formula 1 is ready for an out gay driver (2022) / saudi arabian grand prix (2021) / lewis hamilton (2023) / pre japanese grand prix (2023) / jean paul sartre

merc said sewis rights!!

the fact that I can track my period cycle through how horny my writing is…actual insanity

i want to see grill the grid teams. i want dodegball. i want scavenger hunts. i would pay good fucking money to watch them try to get out of an escape room. i would pay more money to watch lando change a lightbulb. i would pay even more if he has to do it blindfolded with only george's instructions.

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

checo when he’s forced to share another podium with max and charles

Esteban Ocon at the Singapore GP 2023

If I had a nickel for every time I wrote about a quirky interaction happening in a fic between the main couple and a funny new yorker in New York City, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it is weird it happened twice, right.

Do you ever read a fanfic that is just so good it just sticks with you into days or even weeks after you’ve read it. Like you could be sitting in class or alone in your room and suddenly you’re just like, wow, that was a really good fanfic. Like it was really good.  

look up hornstappen you might enjoy it 🫣

👀

I mean, I'll put my eyeballs on anything once.

and y'know, I don't hate the hornstappen tag...

I'm still more of a hornywolff girlie in my soul, but idk, I kinda ship Max with literally everyone so I will keep my eyes on it 👀

Lance Alonso confirmed

a compilation of max interrupting christian's interviews to get his post race hug -- and the one time christian does the same 🥰

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS