Cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass

we gotta stop pretending that anakin skywalker was a normal happenstance. it’s not every day that a bull moose breaks into a stash of cocaine, busts into an elementary school and stomps a classroom of children to death, and then spends the next twenty years murdering the shit out of every other moose it ever sees in all its life until it finally commits quasi-patricide by throwing its dad into the ocean. other jedi fell to the dark side of the force, and they killed, what, a couple people? other jedi are touched by the dark side, which means they really just had a pissy week? anakin touches the dark side and kills a few dozen people. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then murders or attempts to murder almost everyone who ever knew him in middle school. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then storms the jedi knitting club and starts cracking heads on the pavement. within ten minutes he has saddled up to go balls-to-the-window balls-to-the-wall batshit, he stops at the bodega by the jedi temple to shotgun a four loko and a sugar free monster energy before immediately proceeding to kill like a thousand fucking people with a sword

You can only reblog this today.

i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw

They turned him into a Jojo character @incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom , funniest shit I've ever seen

The first victim :)

DARK CHOCO MY GUY I'M SO SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS-

Hmm... I kinda want to draw a comic or something based off this now-

my problem-solving skills leave a lot to be desired

@incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom ayo bestie come check this out

I wasn’t kidding, I drew it 

Anti-ship culture is opening an incognito tab to scroll the proshipper tags of a fandom and blocking people on a separate tag while also finding it funny how they're actually making this content unironically and acting like it's somehow cute/romantic (it's really not)

Bonus points if you see your own ships that you thought were fine (and they are) there and getting scared before realizing that some proshippers don't ONLY ship icky stuff and feeling almost offended that they would dare also ship the thing you like

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note that antiship-culture-is does not encourage nor condone harassment. blocking people is awesome though

Ay yo that looks pretty cool ngl

her design wasn't neon enough for my taste. plus lesbian flag

REBLOGS >>>>> LIKES COMMISSIONS OPEN