BANANA FISH HEADCANNON (spoilers)

As C3 ends tonight, I can’t stop thinking about Magister Hollow’s note to Patia in Calamity…

“All things end. Lives, stories, even ages.”

I'm not a huge Callowmoore shipper but-

I think that one of the best songs to encapsulate Callowmoore, at least from Ashton's POV is Senses by MICO. Like when I need some angst in my life, I imagine a modern!AU Callowmoore with Ashton singing this song with Fearne in the crowd.

Your welcome.

The difference between my siblings and I:

oldest- My sister: works at a church, most likely straight, extrovert.

middle- My brother: atheist as frick, no one cares, straight as hell.

youngest- me: simultaneously a disaster bisexual and lazy pagan. social anxiety is my closest friend.

Why has no one thought of this???

So I just thought of the best thing ever. I was looking through list of BNHA ships and saw that there are barely any for Sato, and that got me thinking. What about Sato x Momo? Like I could imagine Momo being insecure about having to eat so much to maintain her quirk, Sato would realize that she feels insecure and he would compliment her. Like they would just compliment each other until they fell in love and BOOM! Cute ship, and honestly a POWER couple. 

I present my Campaign 3 Bingo Card!!! Feel free to use during your watches or add your own squares. for anyone wondering, this was all done on Canva.

I know the font may be hard to read so from left to right-

ROW 1

Possibility Rage: Rainbow sprinkles

Nat 20: HELL YEAH

Old NPC spotted: I'm looking at you Shaun Gilmore

Travis rolls a 100: #RipChetney

Delilah Spotting: Creepy lady do dead things

ROW 2

Titan Fearne: Burn baby burn

Chetney transforms: *howl*

Scars grow: LIGHTINING TITTIES

HDYWTDT: Herdy derty derty

Grim Psychometry: I can't think of anything funny

ROW 3

FCG goes berserk: Murbot

Summon a Reiloran: I want to meet nice aliens

Crying is a FREE action: Free space

Titan Ashton: That's some hard rock *bites lip*

Mister throws shit: Don't open your mouth

ROW 4

Treshi Scry Ball: Please check it regularly

Nana Morri: Please more creepy grandma. Please Mercer.

Whispers: spspspspspspsps

Nat 1: HELL NO

Bad Teleport: Who let Laura roll???

ROW 5

Keyleth Appearance: Sweet baby

Pate is Horny: Um... run?

Chetney carving: When will the horse work?

Changebringer called: Please tell FCG that Exandria is a sphere

Predates vision/dream: give in Imogen. become Wanda Maximoff.

ABU REALLY SAID “I WANNA BE ROBOT DIONYSUS”

STOP (but plz keep going)

Ship name idea for Braius and Nana Mori:

Moorrigan

HEY WHAT IF I CRIED?

"For the first time in a lifetime, you feel the rays of the rising sun. Like the warm embrace of a long lost brother."

Was hard to pick what scene to illustrate for this episode, but I went for the one that made me cry the most...

5 CR campaigns/mini-series/one-shots I wanna see

EXU: DIVERGENCE -- Specifically I think it would really rad if the cast wasn't playing Exandrians experiencing the divergence, but if they played the GODS. Like I could so see Travis as the Storm Lord and Marisha as the Matron of Raven, maybe even if they brought Brennan back to play Asmodeus. I think it would be just a really sick parallel to the Ring of Brass sacrificing themselves at the end of Calamity, with the Gods deciding to willingly (or maybe not willingly) lock themselves beyond the Divine Gate.

EXU: ARCANUM -- Pre- pre- Calamity so we get the full experience of the Age of Arcanum. ONE CONDITION: Marisha must play the woman that later become the Matron, and the finale must be her ascension. I just feel like Marisha is so connected to the Matron through Keyleth and Vax, Laudna, and Patia, so anything involving the Matron being a PC has to be Marisha in my mind.

WHITESTONE MINI-SERIES -- You all remember those movies on Netflix about like a town in like 1897 then 1995 and so on? I want that! But with Whitestone. Taliesin DM-ing a Whitestone Mini-series where every episode or every few episodes it switches time would be so sick. Like ep 1 could be the Dawnfather fight, then ep 2 is De Rolos coming to town, then the whole Von Musel fiasco, then it comes back around with the second-to-last episode being the death of the De Rolos and the Rise of the Briarwoods, then the finale could be them all playing Percy and Vex's kids modern day.

RUIDIAN ONE-SHOT -- I need a Cobalt Soul-esque one shot where it's like the resistance on Ruidus against the Imperium and the Mind-Weavers. Pre- Bloody Bridge, of course. But just getting to see more Ruidus would be so sick!!!

CALAMITY AFTERMATH -- I want to see Travis play an older Kir Argupnin so fucking badly. Like maybe they are in Vassalheim or Wildemount. I once saw this theory (I actually think it was in a fan fiction, but whatever) where Elias and Avandrin have a strained relationship when Elias gets older because he connects with the Wildmother, and Elias is actually the Unknown Champion in the lake in the Blooming Grove. Also we could see the start of the Cobalt Soul, if that VERY POPULAR theory is true.

Feel free to add more !!!

CAN WE PLEASE GET A PREQUEL NOVEL ABOUT ALLURA AND KIMA’S ORIGINAL PARTY!!!!! PLEASE.