Dealing With The Worst Case Scenario

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

More Posts from Csquared3210 and Others

3 years ago

My parents and I have wondered this for a long time.

Who writes those "about the author" descriptions for books?

I want to say it's the author but it's in third person?

Sometimes other people, sometimes the author writing in the third person. Then there's the "Odd and the Frost Giants" About the Author bit theory...

3 years ago

Please read the whole thing.  

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Now I will argue that Batman’s motivations (protecting the innocent), level of preparedness, and the fact that he doesn’t kill people, put him miles above the current uniformed fascists charged with maintaining the status quo and protecting property. That being said I think this would be an innovative take on the Batman mythos, and have social commentary guaranteed to piss the wrong people (by which I mean the right people) right off.  Personally I’d watch the shit out of that. 😉

3 years ago

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

2 years ago
Man Sucks That A Lot Of Cartoon Network Shows Are Being Thanos Snapped Away Like This :*(
Man Sucks That A Lot Of Cartoon Network Shows Are Being Thanos Snapped Away Like This :*(
Man Sucks That A Lot Of Cartoon Network Shows Are Being Thanos Snapped Away Like This :*(
Man Sucks That A Lot Of Cartoon Network Shows Are Being Thanos Snapped Away Like This :*(

Man sucks that a lot of Cartoon Network shows are being Thanos snapped away like this :*(

1 month ago
Doing My Part To Promote This Masterpiece Of Looniness!
Doing My Part To Promote This Masterpiece Of Looniness!
Doing My Part To Promote This Masterpiece Of Looniness!

Doing my part to promote this masterpiece of looniness!

Go see The Day the Earth Blew Up in theaters if you are able to.

(also pre-order the blu-ray while you're at it)


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3 years ago
Lets Not Forget This Very Day!

Lets not forget this very day!

2 years ago
Happy 10th Anniversary To Gravity Falls! I Cannot Express How Grateful I Am To Have Found Such A Masterpiece

happy 10th anniversary to gravity falls! i cannot express how grateful I am to have found such a masterpiece of a show as well as such a welcoming community of people who like this series just as much as I do. thank you Alex Hirsch.

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