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dad look at this cool bat i found outside. dad please look at him. dad you're not looking please he's so cool look

For your convenience, McCree saying “Kachow” (aka lightning mccree)

send me a ship and one of these and i'll write a mini fic

things you said at 1 am

things you said through your teeth

things you said too quietly

things you said over the phone

things you didn’t say at all

things you said under the stars and in the grass

things you said while we were driving

things you said when you were crying

things you said when i was crying

things you said that made me feel like shit

things you said when you were drunk

things you said when you thought i was asleep

things you said at the kitchen table

things you said after you kissed me

things you said with too many miles between us

things you said with no space between us

things you said that i wish you hadnt

things you said when you were scared

things you said when we were the happiest we ever were

things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear

things you said when we were on top of the world

things you said after it was over

things you said [make your own]

inspired by this

♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡

send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it! 

“why do you always have to be such an asshole?

“if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”

“is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?

“i just don’t want to think for a while.”

“say it again.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i’m sick of being treated like this.”

“i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”

“so this is it?”

“i don’t want to go to bed angry.”

“don’t touch me.”

“i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”

“i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

“just sit down and let me take care of you.”

“is that- blood?”

“i just want to help you relax.”

“does that feel good?”

“i don’t love you anymore.”

“i loved you. past tense.”

“stop lying!”

“jealousy isn’t cute on you.”

“don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”

“i deserve better.”

“you deserve better.”

“you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”

“you left your underwear back at my place.”

“you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”

“i hope you’re happy.”

“does that line ever work?”

“you’re the best i’ve ever had.”

“is that all you’ve got?”

“hit me!”

“tell me this is a dream.”

“let’s keep this between the two of us.”

“is that my shirt?”

“why do you even care?”

“i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”

“you love her/him.”

“can you take it?”

“i’m not going to break.”

“we’re not just friends. you know that.”

“friends don’t get each other off.”

“it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”

“i’m not that flexible!”

“you don’t scare me.”

“it’s okay, i’m here.”

“you’re not alone. you never were.”

“i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”

“it’s complicated.”

“you’re the only one.”

Paarthurnax: *removes Dragonborn from his neck so he can stretch*

Last Dragonborn: Dragon Dad is . . . evil? Dragon Dad is unyielding? Dragon Dad is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Tamriel as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household. I can—

Paarthurnax: *puts Dragonborn back on his neck*

Last Dragonborn: Nevermind.

A pseudo-comic about some Kankurou feels….

“𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.” ♡

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste