Pov: Ur Fav Sarcastic Villain

pov: ur fav sarcastic villain

prompt list by @bonbonbee

"you know what's funny? your sad attempt to try and stop me."

"is this your first time hero-ing or something?"

"i hate you." "why? i'm lovely."

"i just love it when dimwits like you barge into my evil plans."

"i'd like to see you try."

"my my look what the cat dragged in."

"you know, i almost feel sorry for you but then again, i don't care."

"i will stop you."

^ "how original."

^ "wow, i'm quaking in my boots."

^ "haven't heard that one before."

"gosh, you're even worse than i imagined."

"you murdered hundreds of innocent civilians!"

^ "it's not like it's a secret."

^ "it was an.. accident?"

^ "gee, really, sherlock?"

^ "this may seem like a shocker my love, but i couldn't give less of a rat's a$$."

"go to hell." "i didn't know your instagram page was a place."

"bite me."

"yell at me again, and i'll give you a real reason to scream."

"now how in god's name did you survive that fall."

"y'know fights are boring when your supposed 'mortal enemy' can't land a single punch."

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1 year ago

if what you dont like is in the 3d, why continue to entertain it and keep it alive?

you keep things alive by giving them attention. you know how ppl say if your getting bullied, ignore the bully and eventually they will get tired and stop? your attention is powerful. the 3d is not a bully but theres no use in fighting it bc it is showing you what you dont like. take a deep breath, let all your emotions out and change the thing that changes the 3d, self.

*you can still give attention to what you dont like and still manifest what you want bc its what you accept as true in imagination that matters. nothing happening in the 3d has any effect on you before you allow it to effect you (self). the point of this mini rant was to remind you that there is no use in getting mad and angry over the 3d all day. give up on it and change self bc the 3d is only self expressed πŸ«ΆπŸ½πŸŽ€!

kisses, jani β˜†

1 year ago

NO VISUALIZATION METHOD TO

ENTER THE VOID

 NO VISUALIZATION METHOD TO

I have received so many messages from people about how difficult it is to visualize while entering the void state. I can empathize because I too have struggled with visualization.

I believe that struggling to visualize is one of the most common hurdles that people face when trying to enter the void. Many people find it difficult or even impossible to visualize anything, especially if they have Aphantasia. However, I want to remind you that visualization is not necessary or required to enter the void state. I know visualisation is something that most people struggle with, so here's a "No Visualization Method" to help you enter the void State.

Do this method when you feel so sleepy

STEP 1 : Get into a comfortable position and close your eyes and say "I give my body permission to enter the void".

STEP 2 : Start counting to 100 until you loose track, when you realise you have lost track start to focus on your breathing in out and keep doing so until your body feels weightless.

STEP 3 : Keep affirming to yourself, I give myself permission to enter the void, I give myself permission to enter the void right now and just fall asleep.

STEP 4 : When you will wake up, you will be in the void. Now just affirm for your desires and ENJOY ! 🀍

1 year ago

Just found this on pinterest, not sure who the user is but I think I should repost it here.

Just Found This On Pinterest, Not Sure Who The User Is But I Think I Should Repost It Here.
5 months ago

Arcane but it's on Snapchat

Took this idea from this and a friend-

Arcane But It's On Snapchat
Arcane But It's On Snapchat
Arcane But It's On Snapchat
Arcane But It's On Snapchat
Arcane But It's On Snapchat
Arcane But It's On Snapchat
Arcane But It's On Snapchat
10 months ago

some more silly squabbles and arguments for your otp to get into

a prompt list by @novelbear α΅”α΄₯α΅”

"i didn't buy these coasters for nothing! use them."

getting annoyed when they decide to wash dishes right when the other gets in the shower, making their water cold unexpectedly

"do we seriously need all these lights on?" "uhhh, yeah."

"turn your music down. i can hear it blasting through your headphones, that's dangerous." "oh, it'll be fine..."

arguments over the way the heater/air conditioning temp is set

when they figure out they do laundry veryy differently (like whether or not they separate colors/whites, how they fold, how often laundry is done, etc.)

one setting off the smoke alarm somehow everytime they cook something (this actually happens in my house save me)

^ "it's got to be something you're doing! because when i cook, this doesn't happen!" "i'm telling you, it's sensitive! broken! something!"

"don't set the air conditioning too cool. you just got out of the shower, you're going to make yourself sick." "oh my god i'll be fine."

^ then they argue and bicker more so when they do end up getting sick like their partner said.

"where did you put all the spoons?" "in the drawer to the left." "why would you do that."

one taking too hot of showers, leaving the bathroom steamy and little to no hot water left.

"do you realize you slam like every door that you close?"

being shocked that they eat something in a peculiar way (like the whole how to eat a kitkat debate)

"oh my god, please don't take another water bottle out until you finish the last. i'm finding them everywhere."

"look, i don't know what you're doing and i don't think i want to, but clean the mirrors."

1 year ago

Welcome to the Obscure Supervillain Showdown!

Supervillain Submissions
Google Docs
Submit your supervillains here!

In this poll we put the silliest and most obscure supervillains against each other to determine who comes out on top.

If you think they’re underrated, or you just find their incredibly niche gimmick hilarious, this is where you can submit your favorite supervillains that deserve more love.

Submissions are currently open, but the cutoff date for submitting has yet to be determined.

What can I submit?

-A supervillain from almost any piece of media. Comic book supervillains are preferred. (DC/Marvel)

-Make it silly! The more goofy they are, the better.

-No serious NSFW. This gets a bit complicated because there are some supervillains that are slightly NSFW in a silly/goofy way. These kinds of supervillains are, for the most part, okay. But don’t submit anything that would make people feel uncomfortable.

-This character should generally not be known by people not in the comic book/superhero fandom.

Thats all! Have fun submitting your supervillains, and get ready for the upcoming competition!

Tagging relevant polls:

@twofacesexymancompetition

@jokersexymancompetition

@bat-villain-story-showdown

8 months ago
Coconut Girl πŸ₯₯ 🍹 🐚 🌺 πŸ–
Coconut Girl πŸ₯₯ 🍹 🐚 🌺 πŸ–
Coconut Girl πŸ₯₯ 🍹 🐚 🌺 πŸ–
Coconut Girl πŸ₯₯ 🍹 🐚 🌺 πŸ–

coconut girl πŸ₯₯ 🍹 🐚 🌺 πŸ–

γ‚„γ‚ˆγ•γƒΌγ‚“ ig yayosaan

1 year ago
Pranayama Breathing Technique Is Extremely Worth It To Do So For Getting Relaxed For The Void State β™‘β™‘β™‘
Pranayama Breathing Technique Is Extremely Worth It To Do So For Getting Relaxed For The Void State β™‘β™‘β™‘
Pranayama Breathing Technique Is Extremely Worth It To Do So For Getting Relaxed For The Void State β™‘β™‘β™‘
Pranayama Breathing Technique Is Extremely Worth It To Do So For Getting Relaxed For The Void State β™‘β™‘β™‘
Pranayama Breathing Technique Is Extremely Worth It To Do So For Getting Relaxed For The Void State β™‘β™‘β™‘

Pranayama breathing technique Is extremely worth It to do so for getting relaxed for the void state β™‘β™‘β™‘

5 months ago
#releasethetimebombcut
#releasethetimebombcut
#releasethetimebombcut
#releasethetimebombcut
#releasethetimebombcut

#releasethetimebombcut

1 year ago

me after telling myself this morning that i shifted to a reality where my mom let me skip school, and she let me skip school! πŸ˜­πŸ™

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