I'm Like Super Normal And Not Unhinged In The Slightest (I Spent 3 Days Formatting, Printing, And Binding

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

17776 satellite culture is feeling really emotional about telling people goodnight.

a goodnight is goodbye, however long this takes you. maybe i'll see you in a few months, maybe it'll be millennia. it's weird for a goodnight to go back to being such a little thing. it's still the same, though. goodbye, however long this takes you. stay safe, however long this takes you.

17776 satellite culture is...

.(plural specifically) spacefolk culture is forming a headmate and immediately going "i'm a satellite but which one" and then having your good friend (another satellite) send you lists until you point at a picture of yourself and go "that's meeee"

.CuPID, in case you were wondering

.Spacefolk culture is...

.spacefolk culture is making up constellations from stars you can see, and then getting disappointed when you can't point them out for people

Spacefolk culture is...

.spacefolk culture is pleaseee can I find pictures of myself. I am but a little satellite why can I find but a crumb to photoshop bad Instagram filters onto use as a pfppp

-CuPID

Spacefolk culture is...

.i really hope i don't get a hallucination. we have them sometimes and while i'm pretty sure the bad one is not gonna affect me as much as it did, like, shadow, it's still bad and. i don't want that. i am but a satellite.

.Hiii CHIPSat! Hello! I don't have anything to say but uhhhhhh imagine me handing you one (1) strawberry and then vanishing

.HELLOOOO. i very graciously accept the one (1) strawberry. i'm not like juice¹ (/silly)

¹ see post

spacekin culture is FUCK light pollution all my homies hate light pollution

.so true 💥

They should add PVP to plurality. I need to fistfight my headmates

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first