Crackfic idea.
Viktor starts to frequent the Last Drop and Vander has a immediate soft spot for him. It's in a family kinda way, the kids love him yada yada yada, but some people still thinks that bc Viktor gets free drinks, it means they are fucking.
Well, word travels around and gets to Silco, who hears a convoluted version of the gossip, and proceeds to be extremely pissed off bc he thinks Viktor is a piltie.
Só he storms into Vander's office one evening, fuming, screaming and generally trowing a fit (no its NOT jealousy, fuck u Sevika), bc he is, apparently, whoring around with some piltie twink, goes on a tangent about how they never actually broke up (OH please Vander that was a fight at fucking most, couples fight! STOP SMILING)
Its the best day in Vander's life since the bridge.
Mandalorian characters as Wings Of Fire dragons? Uh, YES PLEASE.
Welcome to stage 5 of "MoonTuna draws the most self indulgent nonsense that no one asked for".
But anyways, yeah! My rambling thoughts on the characters and this AU:
Din Djarin (NightWing):
I imagine Din as NightWing because in this AU I picture the Death Watch/Children Of The Watch as the NightWing Tribe. And after the Death Watch’s war against the other Mandalorians, they go into hiding on the volcano island (like the NightWings do in the WOF books).
And Din is the tribe’s Beroya (Hunter), so he’s one of the few selected from the tribe to leave the island through the hidden tunnels to go back to Pyrrhia to hunt food for the tribe.
During one of these trips I imagine he find Grogu! Who in this AU is a human (scavenger)! Because if everyone is dragons in this AU, then it just makes sense that Grogu is the human instead lol. Plus then Grogu is still small enough to be in a satchel Din carries around, like in the show.
But Grogu still has his Jedi powers in this AU. Which has never been seen before in humans. Thus ‘The Mandalorian’ type shenanigans where Din takes Grogu around trying to figure out WTH is up with this infant human.
(Also side note: in this AU I still picture there being Jedi/force sensitive dragons (the Jedi Order probably works similar to The Jade Mountain Academy. Where the Jedi are from all the tribes and live in the Jade Mountain.
Also in this AU NightWings DO have their mind reading/future seeing powers. But like in the books, they loose them once they move to the island and don’t know why.
ALSO ALSO Animus still exists! But they work more like Force Sensitive where it’s just born in some dragons, and isn’t necessarily hereditary. And it’s SUPER rare. So rare that many believe Animus’s don’t exist. (I imagine Anakin Skywalker is the first Animus in centuries))
Cobb Vanth (Sand Wing):
Cobb is super straight forward. He’s a SandWing because he’s a cowboy from Tatooine. Of course he’s SandWing. Though in this AU I imagine he’s a lot like Thorn from the books, in that he’s the Marshal/leader of a town (Freetown) in the desert that isn’t under the Sand Kingdom’s rule. Also I imagine he’s one of the first dragons Din meets when he goes out on his journey to find information on Grogu. (Since the tunnels from the NightWing Island to the Rain Forest to the Sand Kingdom are all connected basically).
Boba Fett (MudWing):
Okay so Boba just had to be a MudWing. He had to be. Though it was less because of Boba’s character and more because he’s a clone. The clones all being close to each other, having battalions, and calling each other brothers? Uh, that’s like MudWings in the books to a TEA. So yeah, the clone troopers in this AU are MudWings, hence Boba also is a MudWing lol. Though I also liked it because older Boba Fett (and the older clones we see in the shows) are a lot bulkier and muscled with age. They get DILF bodies is what I’m saying lol (except for like Hunter apparently, he gets to keep his twink dad body). So the big MudWing body type works well for Boba and the clones.
Fennec Shand (RainWing):
Fennec to me was a RainWing MOSTLY because as an assassin, her being able to camouflage and make herself look like other dragons was super RainWing coded. Plus having the subtle but deadly RainWing venom just matched her energy so much. Plus I love the idea that Fennec is kinda a “outcast” in RainWing society. Her ‘resting’ colors are dark, she knows how to fight and kill and LIKES it. She left the Rain Forest because the RainWing life style was nothing like her personality (very Glory from WOF like). Plus it plays into the idea that no one expects her to be dangerous or competent because she’s a RainWing, and then she murders you violently while still looking like a goddess (is my Fennec love showing yet? lol). Plus it’s why she and Boba get along, he treats her from the start like the dangerous criminal she is, and not like some ditsy RainWing. Also idk how Boba and Fennec taking over Jabba the Hutt’s palace works in this AU, but if so Fennec is definitely the one mainly running the show from behind the scenes. She was born to micromanage.
I really like how I drew Judas’ face on this frame
Young rebel Luke Skywalker eyeing the Rebellion‘s most appreciated spy
ain't nobody gonna stop from saying xmen apocalypse charles xavier is pregnant, look at the pregnancy glowing
The witch hat fandom's collective decision to headcanon Olruggio as trans is incredibly powerful
Paul McCartney lights a cigarette during filming of Penny Lane in Knole Park near Sevenoaks, Kent on 31st January 1967
the ultimate vi & vander/warwick song.
this song makes me think of them so bad.
baby's on fiiiireeeee
watching old beatles interviews is so funny because paul will be talking and here comes john tickling his back or smacking his head or touching his thigh or fingering him like relax brother no one's taking him from you
just a teenager who wants to be gayer // don't pay attention to me i yap everyday on my hyperfixations - star wars and good omens are my first reason to cry ,, cherik is my number one, i'll give everything for marvel ,, so i have 3 hyperfixations who are ALWAYS here ,, and on this time 05052025 there is pedro pascal cinematic universe
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