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Happy New Year by Tim Allen

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Please don't judge it was like 2 or 3 AM back then and I was tired af

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

@keiimyeh u//w//u) ♡

If Classic Nintendo games were released in 2017

Untrained civilians are supposed to remain calm with a gun in their face, while trained officers are allowed to panic and react on impulse.