I Wouldn’t Trust “ Keep It Real”, They’re Owned By A Shell Company Of Lex Corp, Which Is Owned

“Ding dong the bitch is dead”

The day the joker die the Batfam is going to be singing “no one mourns the wicked” at the top of their lungs on every roof

Ok I’m willing to bet that the “superheroes shouldn’t exist” guy is lex luthor on an alternate account.

worldbuilding: the threequel

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Happy Superman day everyone, most bakeries in metropolis and the surrounding area will be selling cakes snd other treats with the Superman symbol on them.

Know the feeling, i couldn’t study because i could hear them from my old apartment’s ceiling.

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

You just described my grandma

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

I’ve once heard Clark say that “good is hard, bad is always easy” I don’t fully understand what that means but I’ve been trying to live by it

Can’t believe despite working with him for a while I never noticed he looks like Clint walker, my grandpa was obsessed with the man

Today on Daily Planet Media; Reporter Clark Kent reviews and ranks his Lookalikes! Featuring Lois Lane.

I’ve met Superman, and instantly I knew that he earned his position as the world’s greatest superhero.

I’ve been trying to convince you to stop loving superman for ages. I’ve had two asks that you replied to where I tried to convince you that he isn’t worth it and yet you still come up with a reason to love him. What is the thing about him that you love so much? WHAT IS IT??

does this fancam i made help you any

There’s a rule in metropolis, if you piss off superman, you deserve what comes next. Cool art btw op.

redraw of this

Superman does to Homelander, Plutonian and Brightburn something similar that he did to the Elite. He tears them down to size and then depowers them permanently.

This is interesting, I’ll have to ask the new photographer Peter about this spider man sometime

Well, yes.