Spent A While Waiting At The Doctors Office Yesterday

wolf 359 is a podcast with very fun dialogue.

hello alternative horror tumblr. do you hear me

Some of my favorite episodes of the Magnus Archives:

- Guy goes hunting, is surprised when he gets hunted

- Woman goes through door (derogatory)

- Tjmax mannequin comes to life

- Man doesn’t like how fellow gym members look (rude)

- Plumber simply does his job, nothing goes wrong at all

- There is mold in Man’s shower drain

- Previously mentioned door woman comes out of door

- Dead goth is very useful (slay)

- Woman goes to sculpting class, nothing goes wrong at all

- Man gets lost in a neighborhood (very funny)

- Man Opens The Door (bad things ensue)

- Door Woman no! Don’t lie! You’ll die!

it’s crazy how moth jesus might be the most normal part of this episode

Why must thy be so cruel father 😞😞

Hello father, may I please have some sustenance? I have been fed nothing but algae in the last four days ):

and algae you will eat. for the rest of your life.

i feel like a grumpy cat

Found this gem in my drafts so here ya go

Telling the genie I want to be bald so I can cosplay an egg

mumbo in the 'puter