Three Moods When I See My Favorite Artists/writers

Custom woodburning stream Picture in Picture tumblr dot com pulled up beer in one hand, the perfect Tuesday night at 5:00

i imagine this scenario would be a lot more concerning in real life

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

OP.

uh oh. wuh oh. (<- figured out the 'bad touch' equivalent for isaloops)

Memory of Romance - You're a liar, a manipulator, a monster. How could you. [-40 to all stats.] (Court your Traveler six times. Attempt a seventh.)

Love Sick - Something about dating… (After asking Siffrin out six times, attempt to do so again. Start to ask the question and choke on your tongue (...).)

bad touch, good talk

(holding up mic to the audience) do you think gentarou hongou is…… Cute….?

“Who do you ship this character with” me and no one else bro. It’s me and them against the world

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game