Well, Maybe They’re Like Platypuses And Forgot That They Were Mammals.

i think im just not worth getting close to

todays birds are: those penguins the USA put tariffs on for some reason

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

@god-offical

Is this true?

RECORD ATTENDANCE ALERT 🚨

A heartfelt thank you to the 7,062 fans who filled Margaret Court Arena on Tuesday night for the incredible AURORA, setting the record for an entertainment event 🥳

It was an extra-special night as the roof was opened for concert-mode for the first time since 2018 ♥️

Everything Matters ✨

WIDOWs curse??? In THE SPIDER??? Unheard of

(rough thang!!)

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.