Wait Actually I Think I've Got A Fun One. For Anyone Who Saved Their Spotify Wrapped Playlist From Last

Reblog and put in the tags, without saying WHERE you're at, the current temperature of the place you're at right now (but do include a unit measurement, Celsius, Fahrenheit, etc)

wow, that red sun out there's really cool, i wonder if it's an omen of whats to come. or if its the bushfires in the grampians again, can they stop getting set on fire for like, five fucking seconds?

bro it is imperative my tower have like 1 million sharp metal spikes so every lightning strike in a 10 mile radius fries the electrical system and a trip on the balcony portends certain death <- top quotes to reminisce on whilst falling from the one hundredth floor

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.

why don't you listen to Dreams by Aurora and maybe you'll feel better

Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....