Well Fucks? Get To It!

tell me your top 3 artists of this year's spotify wrapped in the tags i'm so curious

Silly prank

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

All the better to hear you with

Reblog and put in the tags, without saying WHERE you're at, the current temperature of the place you're at right now (but do include a unit measurement, Celsius, Fahrenheit, etc)

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,