GenZ are the new boomers and BTS is old news. Armies everywhere have long forgotten the seven boys (just moved on, we can’t forget Bangtan) and our grandchildren find the Army Bombs. Will they ask us what it is? No! These people are in the age of technology high technology. They’ll just ask Gongle. You don’t know what Gongle is?! It’s only the latest high end search engine. Google went out of business after the robots sued them. Don’t ask why, it’s confidential.
The kids found out about BTS and new armies rise after generations of silence!
Children who would rather be on their Iphone 37 (which most kids get when their two) are actually talking! I know! Who does that anymore? But really, these kids started to not only talk but talk to their grandparents none the less. The real shocker though, is that the grandparents responded! Most of them won’t speak to the youth since they say they’re quote on quote ‘a waste of time’. Psychology studies show that most of the elderly act out due to the undeniable trust issues as well as something called “daddy issues”. Find out more on your local hologram or Visi Band. That’s it for the hour, I’m kəˈrōnə Lysol Nazareno, TabTea 62.
Someone get me my water flavored coffee!
Be mine.
This is just obvious. :/
Have a name
The character can’t be nameless!
I am watching the dubbed version with subtitles on.
This intro music is awesome!
Parasite dude’s voice is cute/weird.
I’m guessing the MC didn’t have control of his hand when gr*pping the girl’s breasts. Right?
I love the fact that when the dad finds out his son might have a worm inside of him his first guess of what’s going on is “are you on drugs?”. 😂
“Popular Athletes Raunchy S*x Life”. That’s what the mom is reading. Wow! :/
“I . . . Right hand . . Failure.” No my guy, my parasite bro you’re not a failure!
Why did Shinichi say “it’s the morning and I’m awake!” so dramatically?
Why is Shinichi’s mom surprised that he wants more food? He is a growing boy as they say. Yeah he didn’t want eggs and bacon yesterday but that can easily change in a day.
I love the fact that the dad has no problem talking about murder while eating his breakfast. :]
One thing you should know before watching parasite. There is a parasite that may be a possible r*pist.
Great! Now a grassy mothership landed on Earth and hatched all the worm babies!!!
Why is the music for the credits so calming if the theme song is so intense??
Okay! That’s all for now and as always, thank you for reading this. Have a good day or night. God bless you!
I thought it was real too.
y’all, eye —-
I got back from my vacation yesterday. I have two projects almost ready to be released.
I have a Todoroki portrait and a Bakugo portrait. Both are done, I just need to upload it. I’ll be uploading it on my other blog: Link
My other project is a quiz!!!
Based on your personality I’ll choose which Haikyu Character you are.
I have been thinking about making a Saiki K and Parasyte Quiz as well. If you would like that please comment and let me know!!! I don’t care if I don’t have many people reading my work as long as someone is. Or else it’d all be a waste of time. So 🥺
Parasyte Character Review.
It would have been done sooner but I have to add some more characters as I didn’t list all of them.
Unlimited Drafts
I have many ideas! Some just aren’t thought out all the way yet.
Hall of Memes
My favorite memes will be introduced to you for a laugh.
Kdrama Suprise!!!
Something to do with kdramas! I will not reveal what it is yet though.
MASTERLIST
꒒
𝙺𝙴𝚈
꒒ = 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚔𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚙𝚜𝚎
𝙲𝚘𝚜 = 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙾𝚞𝚝 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚗
𝚃𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 = 𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙾𝚞𝚝
𝙽/𝙰 = 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙰𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 (𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚢𝚎𝚝)
Discontinued
ᑎOᑎᖴIᑕTIOᑎ (just not a story)
Tɪᴄᴋᴇᴛ
Cᴏs
N/A
𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼
Tɪᴄᴋᴇᴛ
N/A
Cᴏs
N/A
𝑶𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒔
Tɪᴄᴋᴇᴛ
N/A
Cᴏs
Human!Jin X Siren!Partner
𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬
Tɪᴄᴋᴇᴛ
N/A
Cᴏs
N/A
ℝ𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕
Tɪᴄᴋᴇᴛ
N/A
Cᴏs
N/A
꒒
ᕼOᗯ TO ᖇᗴᑫᑌᗴᔕT
𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓈𝓀😊𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒑𝒑.
Reaction to being under the mistletoe with you.
Midoriya Izuku
Bakugou Katsuki
Todoroki Shoto
𝕏: Bakugo being Bakugou aka 1 cuss word which is censored.
“I-I . . . a . . ummm . . d-do you . . m-maybe wanna . . . . k-kisss mEe?”
Who’s a mumbling mess of a man?
This guy!
“Ofcoursethatsonlyifyouwanttodosomethingsointimatelikethatwithme.”
The obvious solution is to just shut him up by kissing him first.
Three ideas~ giggle (it’s weird typing giggle)
*Tsk* “What a dumb prank.” Causally walks away to his room. Behind the closed door:
“AaaaauAauaagaaAaAuaugggghhhh!!!!”
#2
“Alright you d*mn extras, who came up with this cheap, sorry excuse for a joke!?!”
#3
*chuckle* “Guess you got lucky enough to be under this thing with me instead of any of those extras!”
Again, just kiss him!!!!!
I wheezed when I thought of this one.
“So, shall we proceed to kiss now?” Todoroki said with a straight face.
#2
These turns of events don’t even faze Todoroki because he doesn’t know what a mistle toe is.💀
#3
Todoroki looks up at the mistletoe and then back down to you.
“May I?” He said with a straight face yet again.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Author this was sooooo cute!!! Also, I thought graveyard shift meant at night but it was midnight in the story. I’ll look it up.😂 You learn something new everyday.💜
Keep reading
I have never seen Attack on Titans before.
I am watching it in dubbed because I’m lazy and don’t care enough to see it in subbed. Maybe some day, meh.
Also watching it in sub because why not. Forgot to say that.
My first thought was obviously, how do you spell that?
Oh. My. Gosh!
Side note: I thought that Tumblr was making me restart this draft. I got a text and Tumblr kicked me out. When I go back to the app the draft isn’t there! Just as I go to start a new one it asks if I want my old draft back. *sigh* Geez!
Determined but maybe too much.
Dial it down man.
Scared, he just looks scared.
Persistent, has the opportunity to be really annoying in other words. I’m just kidding(-ish)
This guy reminds me of Deku from MHA.
I mean, this scrawny kid is gonna be a warrior, right?
All of that is from first glance.
Hey google, what’s her name?
I legitimately looked it up.
I legitimately tried to look it up.
Google wasn’t working. :/ Oᴏᴘs.
Quiet.
That’s all I wrote down.
I did think: Oh! She reminds me of me. But she isn’t like me except for the fact that I have a younger brother. I have long dark brown hair, and we are of the same gender.
First impressions:
Too carefree.
Why is he telling Erin/his sister information about your job and or things they don’t/shouldn’t know. They are kids!
Can’t you just calm Erin down?
Will Harron die, and if so, first?
Did Erin always have that hair?
Erin and Armin have the same voice!?!
Not a gif but.
When the mom said Moses I immediately thought of this Moses:
(Image from ‘The Prince Of Egypt’)
I was trying to stay serious when I saw the mother crying but it was hard.
Moses: Dead
Me: “Not Moses!”
Then the soldier thought it would be a good idea to give a grieving mother her son’s arm!
Did you give her an arm? Wha-*scoff*
Now that I think about it, the least he could do to give her the arm so.
Darn. She’s hugging the arm.
Ugh.
He says Moses’ death was in vain. To Moses’ mother!!!!
Why would you tell her that!?!
You idiot!!
Ha! She beat him up.
This GIF is the only reason I know Mikasa’s name!
The whole time the kids were running toward the house I thought the mom was gonna be dead.
Every characters parents right now: Dead or dying.
Me: That’s why they have that one joke about anime parents being “gone”!!!
And yes, I already know that in most anime’s the parents are dead or gone. (Or so I’ve been told)
When the mom was still alive I was just waiting for her to die. I mean, you can tell by the music + mood that this lady doesn’t stand a chance. Also, there’s a Titan right behind her.
Mom: Getting eaten.
Me: Subconsciously smiling.
Don’t ask why I was smiling, I- I don’t know. But! I do know that not all of you are alright in the head either so back off! (Sry if I offended anyone.)
SRY stands for sorry right?
When Harron was going to try and save them all I was like: if he dies just like I though he would, that will be hilarious. (and sad of course:[)
Why are you just standing there!?!
You are a coward Harron
And I respect that.
If you read this entire thing, bravo! I am impressed because I would not read this to begin with. :)
Have a good day and or night!
God bless you.
It did it!!! I think . . .
I go into my kitchen and there’s a watermelon sitting there. Well, it’s not sitting because it’s a fruit- could it be a vegetable- no! But it’s a fruit and is not alive and therefore does not sit nor stand.
ᑕᖇIᑕKᗴT ᔕOᑌᑎᗪᔕ
ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔱 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔰
Cʀɪᴄᴋᴇᴛ sᴏᴜɴᴅs
Then I go towards the living room with one of my hands on my hip because I can.
And I go, dead serious here, I go *ahem*. You know, that sound/fake cough you make to get someone’s attention.
My ma pauses the bedtime story and looks at me.
“What?”
Why is there a watermelon in the kitchen? (why don’t they have yellow oh you wouldn’t be able to see it-)
“I got it”
I was looking at my brother expecting him to have impulsively bought it with my mother not saying no.
My grandma said that tho.
I look at her as she looks at me.
“Why? Can I not get a watermelon?”
My grandmother is now confused to a point of return. What? You thought I was gonna say “to the point of no return?” heck no! This is a watermelon not a massive decision like- mMhh adopting a bird (it came into my mind).
I was like,
No, of course you can get a watermelon.
But it’s just out of the blue.
She responds to me with,
“It said seedless and yellow watermelon.”
So that brings me to my question, people. What the heck (I almost spelt “geck”) is a yellow watermelon?!?!??!!?
Why does it exist?
When and where did this start?
Am I the only one who didn’t know about this?!??!
A BTS ARMY who likes to write.💜Why am I dead?💀Because my soul left me to become a full time Angel.😇The outgoing talkative classmate that stares too often.👀A messed up masterpiece.✨Holy(ish) child.🙏God bless you.🤓
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