This Tweet Hasn't Left My Mind Once In The Two Years Since It's Been Posted

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

if y’all want to date anyone 5’4 an under i’m going to need you to recognize that there is effort involved. they need their outside time but you have to be willing to stand around with them too bc you never know what birds of prey are in the area and it is your responsibility as their partner to make sure they don’t get scooped up. like. that is the bare minimum. c’mon

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

star cat makes a comet

Shou Xin aka 手訫 aka Xin Shou (Chinese, based Henan, China) - A group of mischievous little line-drawn cats is pouncing your way!, Drawings: Pencil, Eraser, and small Knives for added texture

me reading about sky being the most skilled swordsman when in reality this was me with the motion controllers

only og skyward sword players understand😔