shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
you wouldn’t download a #gun.
Good stuff.
I made a paper doll of Kremy Lecroux from Legends of Avantris ( Once Upon a Witchlight ) 🐊
But it is insanely funny how Darcy came to propose at the worst possible moment. MAYBE HE WOULD DO IT PUBLICLY IF HE WASNT A COWAARD
what the heckie
hello delightfuldestinytaco-blog
MULTI-POLE DRIFTING
A silly Limbus Company fangame based on Blake Andrews' Horse Race Tests, made with love by the Emoboy Fanclub!
My pumpkin has sprouted!! And the tomatoes are also started to grow.
Its too cold to bring them outside atm, weather be like that sometimes.
i love my shows! •he/him • 20-ies• multifandom (aspirational)•
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