Photo By Dion Bal For Numéro Netherlands Feb 2025

date idea: how many creampies can we make in one night

some guy once told me i was 'hot in a young keanu reeves type way'... is that good? i seriously don't even know, all i knew is he had a greying beard, a belly, was much taller than me and was geeky as fuck

and i damn well knew that man carnally as well as getting him to mentor me in learning tech

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When they hit that broken record stage of pussy drunk and just keep whore themselves out >>>>>>>>

there is no hell anywhere anymore

without your face to meet me.

i am damned.

i am fucked.

straightbreaking week?

This should totally be a thing! For one week every year, all straight boys and girls would have to offer up their bodies for all us fags and dykes to do with as we please. It really is a win-win-situation: either they don't get corrected, and can return to their normal lives with their pride intact once the week is over. or they do get corrected, which means they'll get to join us the next year, and hopefully raise our odds of converting even more hetero sluts to the queer side!

Hi babe!!!

... who this? very sus, as I am nobody's babe.

you can see where i got sunburnt a bit at pride last time.

but were you really thinking of that?