I Low-key Love The Fact That Sci-fi Has So Conditioned Us To Expect To Be Hanging Out With A Bunch Of

I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

I Drew A Little Something For The Hiveworks Micro Comic Summer~
I Drew A Little Something For The Hiveworks Micro Comic Summer~
I Drew A Little Something For The Hiveworks Micro Comic Summer~
I Drew A Little Something For The Hiveworks Micro Comic Summer~
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https://www.jacobinmag.com/2018/01/virginia-eubanks-interview-automating-inequality-poverty

11 months ago

Like, this may come as a shock to people like Tumblr liberals who are totally stuck in the Western anglophone neoliberal ideology echo-chamber but like, outside of the west, out there where the majority of the worlds people live, Kwame Nkrumah's thought is taken more seriously than Milton Friedman's. So why will left liberals engage with Friedman's thought, even if only to debunk it, but not engage at all with Nkrumah's writings on neocolonialism, and just write it off?

There's a common charge leveled by supposedly "open-minded" liberals toward anti-imperialists, that we just 'blindly' support any force that's contravailing US the US on a regional or global scale, but how am I supposed to take this seriously as anything but projection?

We anti-imperialists often make specific, verifiable claims about happenings in global geopol, such as that the so-called "Free Syrian Army" consisted mostly of salafi jihadists allowed into Syria through their northern border with Turkey, and that it doesn't make sense that a civil war could simply Materialize in a country like Syria which right before the war started had one of the lowest ratios of guns to people in the world, or that the Maidan coup regime that swept into power in Kiev in 2014 was heavily infiltrated with fascists, and would not have been able to consolidate power without the instrumentalisation of fascist gangs and paramilitary organizations.

The liberal response to these specific claims, then, is to point to reports from corporate media with every incentive to lie, themselves doing no independent investigation but instead parroting verbatim the word of the State Department as fact, and dismissing all independent media investigations out of hand with no further thought.

In a situation such as this, can that response really be considered "open-minded"? It seems that time and time again intellectual rigor is reserved for discussions of technocratic tinkering within the west's iron curtain, and not the lives of people outside of it.

There's plenty of brain-juice to be expended on justifying why the US economy is actually in good shape and the people saying they're struggling more than before are just stupid, but when it comes to considering why African heads of state choose the China Development Bank over the IMF as an economic partner or Russia over the NATO states as security partners, these leaders of millions are dismissively written off as histrionically anti-Western, paranoid, and too mentally weak to see through Russian and Chinese propaganda. Is it this really a 'rational' way to look at the world?

Personally, I think not.

One’s regret is that society should be constructed on such a basis that man has been forced into a groove in which he cannot freely develop what is wonderful, and fascinating, and delightful in him

Why Are Rich People So Anxious?

https://medium.com/@hondanhon/these-are-the-deep-learning-neural-network-voyages-of-the-starship-enterprise-5c62dacc0480

no amount of bird posts i make can ever capture how truly strange bitterns are

David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues
David Suzuki In This Interview About Facing The Reality Of Climate Change And Other Environmental Issues

David Suzuki in this interview about facing the reality of climate change and other environmental issues from Moyers & Company.

Here is a masterlist of every single genocidal statement made by the State of Israel, all appropriately quoted and sourced.

These statements cannot be retracted.

zionism.observer
The Zionism Observer is a database documenting Israeli genocidal intent.
Quote from Avi Dichter, the Israeli State Minister of Agriculture and Development that reads "We are now rolling out the Gaza Nakba [...] There is no way to wage a war - as the IDF seeks to do in Gaza - with masses between the tanks and the soldiers [...] Gaza Nakba 2023. That's how it'll end. " End Quote. Statement made 11/11/2023.

Quote from the Israeli State Minister of Agriculture and Development.

And yet, Zionists will tell you that “This is not a genocide, Hamas are using Palestinians as human shields!”

Mcdonalds drive-thru: do you want the meal or just the sandwich?

Data: uuuuuh hold on

*fishes something out of his pocket*

Data: Tasha what do i do?

Mcdonalds Drive-thru: Do You Want The Meal Or Just The Sandwich?

Data's Tasha Yar posthumous hologram: get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days

*stuffs it back in his pocket*

Data: yes please, the meal would be great

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