First Post Here We Go!!!!

So guess who fell down half of the stairs, me, I was trying to help my granny decorate her house for Christmas because she can't with her still recovering from her knee replacement and hip replacement surgeries, and I sat a big clear tub full of ornaments down on the half way point and asked my sister to come get it the rest of the way. I turned around and then the next thing I know I've fallen with a loud thud, I go "ow" and then the worst pain I have ever felt in my life shoots through my foot and ankle and I start hyperventilating like I'm in labor. Disappointed in myself that I didn't go " Help I've fallen and I can't get up." I missed a golden opportunity to say that.

I will NEVER shut up about Ken(shi)

(All designs on redbubble at Local-Cryptid6)

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

Mudd my beloved

Tutorial vs Me

Did Miss Zelda just pull a Martin Septim… I’m SICK

That's it. That's the post.

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it’s defrosting

elder scrolls important women. running list of the ones i can remember

Almalexia

Barenziah

Potema

ueeh Alessia but she hasn't been plot-relevant since the merethic era :(

Bloodfall Queen Urzoga gra-Batul (wasted on the mobile game. needs to be important in tes 6 or i kill the hostages)

Azura if she ?? counts ???

Trying to think of a cool woman from Oblivion. MAZOGA!!! Unfortunately she is not. particularly relevant in the grand scheme of Oblivion. She is to dykes everywhere tho

Lyris. ESO means nothing to me but shes really tall so she gets to be included

t . the ... Night Mother . ?

Lamae

Morgiah was kinda slay

CONCLUSION: dude this kinda fucking sucks im not gonna lie to you.