.. Okay Well, If You Do Have A Labyrinthian Torture Dungeon Built Beneath The Neighbourhood I Am Going

.. okay well, if you Do have a labyrinthian torture dungeon built beneath the neighbourhood I am going to have to bring it up at the next HOA meeting

Hey sorry weird question but like do you torture people in a vast subterranean dungeon beneath your castle? Because me and the other neighbours have been hearing some howls of torment at night and when Leslie tried to renovate her bathroom the other day the floor collapsed and she fell into this ancient maze inhabited by various unholy beasts and ghouls. You know, chimaeras and wraiths and such. Yeah she had to slay a great serpent and best a seven-headed jackal in chinese checkers before being allowed to leave. Yeah no im asking you because she emerged from your garden shed this morning

so Leslie slew my great serpent is what you’re telling me

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it really is insane how little you hear about "america has the world's highest prison population by such a significant margin that it would be seen as excessively over-the-top if it was used in fiction"

3 days ago

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

2 months ago
Rain World Art Month, Day 4: Dropwigs

Rain World Art Month, Day 4: Dropwigs

I made this on 3 hours of sleep so its not very good nor polished but its something!

Edit: I forgot the fucking antennae. Crying rolling around on the ground wailing


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by Laerte Coutinho

3 months ago
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I'm struggling a little bit with my finances at the moment so it would help me A LOT if you could commission me 👉👈

if you're interested or want to ask anything - dm me!

1 week ago

there's a p common attitude in fandom spaces (fandom in general, not a specific one) that's like "why care about canon, or the characters being ooc? we're here to play with the dolls any way we like" and as much as i obviously am a person who thinks about canon a lot in theory i'm into that. in practice though when popular fanon takes things in a wildly different direction from canon so often it's in the service of taking something that was originally canonically weird and interesting and making it blander. it's flattening a complex character into a broad archetype i've seen a million times before, it's taking two characters with a complicated canonical relationship and writing them in a way where you could find-and-replace the names with any other popular migratory slash fandom pairing and the fic would make as much if not more sense. if you're going to break away from canon at least do something interesting? don't make it less weird? i feel like i'm watching someone take a really beautiful expensive cut of wagyu steak and grind it into hamburger to cook it well done and cover it in ketchup


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1 week ago

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

2 weeks ago

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

AI’s excessive water consumption threatens to drown out its environmental contributions
The Conversation
Artificial intelligence promises revolutionary solutions to global challenges, but the water costs to produce and power AI hardware and infr
The carbon impact of artificial intelligence - Nature Machine Intelligence
Nature
The part that artificial intelligence plays in climate change has come under scrutiny, including from tech workers themselves who joined the
Generative AI’s environmental costs are soaring — and mostly secret
nature.com
First-of-its-kind US bill would address the environmental costs of the technology, but there’s a long way to go.
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