I REFUSE TO BELIEVE AARON MAHNKE IS A REAL PERSON!!

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE AARON MAHNKE IS A REAL PERSON!!

im trying so hard to get through frankenstein. i didnt retain anything i read and now i cant bring myself to listen to it. why is it so wordy. whats the word for wordy. i dont think google knows what i mean but wordy works in my mind. is there a bearable way to read this book? i think i’ve complained about the apple classic audiobooks before. this shit has to be ai. no way someone real can sound so emotionless. meanwhile spotify has this audiobook for the hobbit and its the most entertaining shit ever. it almost swayed me into keeping my spotify premium.