Please Can We Do Inbox Trick-or-treating This Year. Can We Make That A Thing On Tumblr. Please Please

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

Meganelympics: The Glasses Character Tournament (Round 1)

propaganda under the cut!

Gregor:

he is a bug man <3

fuck you.

He's a bug boy!

Kei Tsukishima:

He crunkly emo moon man kisses him gently

he is the reason i know what megane means (before i took jpn) he puts the mega in megane cause there is no need for him to be that tall i’m 5’0.5 (the half inch is very important) please give me some height 🙏🙏🙏🙏 if he wins i’ll grow 4 inches trust

you got games on ya phone

The WOKE Beatles

John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.

"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.

"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.

"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.

"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."

"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.

"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.

"You're ugly regardless." George said.

For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.

"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.

"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."

"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.

"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.

"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"

"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.

"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.

someone on Tumblr said they wanted Scout crying after being diagnosed with silly so I did it

Scout: c'mon doc tell me! I can handle it!

Medic: I'm sorry Scout, you have ze silly...

Grahams

Sketch of Edmund.

Hi

Im at work and im on the verge of a meltdown in front of a bunch of old people

i cant tell you how hard it is to be fucking unmediated, almost every single day every single second every Millie second, it’s hell. My brain won’t let me focus I can’t stop being tired all the time I’m always being ripped apart for the littlest things in my head..im so tired. I’m so fucking tired. I’ve been dealing with this my entire life and it has just been getting so bad. I don’t know what to do anymore, I can’t wait to go home

Im sorry If i stop doing anything on here I’m not Well.

Sorry for bitchin I just need to get this out bleh

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3