New Benjamin Design!

Hello there

-Craig the now british scuttler

Hello there! Haven’t seen you in a while,….. I was just cleaning some stuff! In the dumpster there may be a limb you can eat or something, I don’t really check them though, not my job.

How’d you turn British though???!

https://dutchreview.com/culture/dutch-history-crowds-ate-prime-minister

Considering I don’t want to type it all out and it’s literally about eating someone have the link with the story @lazy-charlie

DutchReview

That time the Dutch ate their prime minister

The Dutch may seem civilized now, but anyone with some knowledge of European history knows that was not always the case in the past.  Europe

Wanna hear the story of how/why the Dutch people are their prime minister once?

you drink a cup of tea and say tuesday and water in an accent then you automatically become british

the brutish anon

I don’t think the few tea’s I drink is “qualified as actual tea” to be honest. Atleast in British standards heh. I do got some blue tea what turns purple when you add lemon though!

Besides no offense but I don’t want to be British!

Ooooh come on! They could never prove people got basically “cabinet manned” even if I did that! But no my actual cabinet got broken after…. Stuff happened! and now I can’t retreat somewhere when the social battery is out.., or if I stole something I don’t want them to find! Don’t tell him I said that ;]

HELLLLOOOOO DO YOU! BY ANY CHANGE! HAVE A OLD ARCADE CABINET!?

oop, hello, bug! I don't really have any old arcade cabinets, but I know some place that has some! "Lemony, I swear to god, you are not putting that fucking thing in the location I work at..."

GIVE THA DOORS AND I SHALL

Got any doors?

Why do you need this information?

Benjamin what would you do if i brought a hostile lizard into your restaurant?

What would you do if I did it back!

In al realness though I love lizards n stuff I probably woulda keep it! Hmmmm maybe turn it in a new attraction but then I’d feel back for the lizard.

I would definitely let it run around for a while to see what happens though!

long before time the first spinjitsu

Idk what this is referring to jdjdjjfjdue, have a picture of monkeys though

~Why do you have a phone on your head/as your head?

Good question! How about I show you (: He sounds cheerful but the vibe is very off It’s like he’s threatening you

Legacy Benjamin continued to do research and experiments what slowly made him lose his mind, he got more aggressive and hostile to others what caused them to leave, with no one around anymore he poured all of his time on the experiments, with no one around to stop him his experiments became more extreme, off some of the experiments he was weary though, he kidnapped people to experiment on with no regard of empathy, sympathy or anything towards them, he got a sick sense of satisfaction of it. He doesn’t let anyone come close to him and kills off most people who try. In search of more remnant for his experiments he has killed multiple children, as if he’s repeating history once again

Legacy Benjamin canonically also cut of someone’s head and now uses it as his own, the phone head he now uses more ask a mask than anything else

Lore (: