Catch me crying about Opportunity’s (aka Mars rover) last words being “My battery is low and it is getting cold” while being knocked down in a freezing Martian storm.
I want my husband to have this accent
someone: bear in mind…..
me:
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
Librarys on Netherlands
So an ambulance just drove by my house and it was blasting never gonna give you up and the closer it got, the more distorted the song became. What kind of alternate reality am I living in…
my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home