to consider:
james trying to educate himself on muggle things to impress lily. remus feeding him fake information just to fuck with him. lily and her mum spending forty-five minutes trying untangle james’s hair from an electric whisk when he visits because remus told him it was a hair messer-upper.
Lily Evans is for hot and sexy people. If you don't like Lily, well, I have some news for you.
If you don’t give the black sisters as much hype as the black brothers then don’t talk to me
Sirius: Hello friends!
Everyone:
Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
"Sev does Hogwarts publish yearbooks every year?" Lily asks curiously from her spot at the library table.
Severus, who has taken up residence in the seat directly next to Lily, pointedly ignoring the other two Gryffindors at the table, grimaces at Lily's question.
"No Lily, that's a muggle tradition, why would we need such a thing?" Snape shakes his head tersely before pushing his nose farther into his Potions book.
Lily shrugs and hums lightly, "I guess I just think yearbooks are brilliant, oh! Especially the signing! Everyone leaves messages for each other and you get to look through them all summer."
Lily's eyes sparkle with excitement at the prospect of receiving handwritten notes from all of her dearest friend's at Hogwarts, ones that she can re-read during her time away from the magical world.
"Lily I'd forgotten all about yearbooks, it would be so wonderful if Hogwarts had them!" Little Mary Macdonald squeals from across the library table, her smile gleaming.
Marlene also perks up at Lily's excitement, "What's a yearbook?"
These new interjections cause the lone Slytherin tucked into the corner of the table to let out an annoyed huff, "Lily I cannot study here any longer, can we go somewhere that is actually quiet?" Snape directs his sneer at the two girls across from them.
Lily looks over at her two friends, who both have varying looks of disdain now plastered on their eleven year old faces.
"Sure Sev, I'll see you guys at dinner, Okay? Save me a seat if I'm late?" Lily quickly packs her books into her bag so that she can catch up with an already exiting Severus Snape.
"Oh, he is such a git, I don't understand why Lily puts up with that," Marlene snaps, "He doesn't even want her hanging out with people from her own house."
Mary nods in agreement, watching as the two finally disappear out through the library doors. There's a loud echo as the doors slowly close, and then Mary suddenly turns towards Marlene with wild eyes.
"I think I have an idea."
Marlene snorts, "An idea? That's a new one for you."
Mary gasps over dramatically at Marlene's quip, but continues smiling, "No Marly, we're gonna get Lily those signatures, like the ones in a yearbook, so that she can read our notes while she's stuck with him all summer."
"Wow Mary, you do put together some good ideas here and there!"
First year, 1971-1972.
Second year, 1972-1973.
Third year, 1973-1974.
Fourth year, 1974-1975.
Fifth year, 1975-1976.
Sixth year, 1976-1977.
Seventh Year, 1977-1978.
This was a lot of fun for me to do, but it also took me a while to get everything how I wanted. You'll notice that as they get older their handwriting (and for some even their writing utencils) change and grow with them. There are a few different themes and relationships going on throughout this whole thing so I hope you enjoy all the little easter eggs. Also you'll notice that it is heavily smudged and (wet?) even in some places, that's because I tried to make it seem as though it was pulled from an archive, whether from Lily's belongings or even Hogwarts. Let me know if you can't read anything specific and I'll tell you what it says. It's not perfect but I'm very proud of it!
Ok but Remus and Lily sipping tea and watching James and Sirius do the stupidest shit possible (it was completely their idea but no one needs to know that)
Regulus: Ugh, I hate my second cousin.
Sirius: Which one?
Sirius: Wait
Remus: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
James: A llama?
Remus: No.
James: A baby llama?
Remus: No!
James: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Remus: No!
James: TWO baby llamas?
James: Please, Peter, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Peter: I’m sorry James.
James: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Peter: It has to be done.
James:
Peter:
James:
Peter: *Places +4* Uno.
(you thought it was going to be something different didn’t you)
we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away
Evan: How would you hide a body-
Dorcas: Hypothetically-
Pandora: You aren’t fooling anyone-
Barty: ANYways, how would you do it?
James:
James: You see, in quidditch, the snitch-
Barty: Nope.
Dorcas: MarLENE!
hey! i have no idea what to write on thisshe/they, ravenclaw, ENFJ (idrk what that means i just took a quiz)i guess i should mention i'm a minor but idc who contacts me.I'm 100% definitely not obsessed with a bunch of dead gay witches and wizardsOk maybe I amAnyways I mainly post marauders stuff but i also love hunger games, heartstopper, and um... (fuck I forgot all fandoms I'm in) stranger things but, like, in the gay way yk? anyways, have a good day!!
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