we all should focus on lily—her complicated relationships with her sister and with snape, her falling for james after many years of rejecting him, mary—her challenges of being a black woman and a muggleborn, marlene—her realisation she’s a lesbian or her working class background and more punk-ish values (bc it’s a common hc i see), black sisters dynamic (ITS A GOD TIER ANGST YALL ARE SLEEPING ON), we should also give dorcas a generally agreed upon characterisation. what we don’t need is a new male ship/character every other week, damn
Remus: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
James: A llama?
Remus: No.
James: A baby llama?
Remus: No!
James: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Remus: No!
James: TWO baby llamas?
yesss also the hand that feeds is AMAZING
i NEED a dorlene fanfiction full of feelings and emotions and love PLEASE and thank you
Lily, walking into Potions looking disheveled: Sorry I’m late professer, I was doing… stuff
James, walking in looking equally disheveled: I’m stuff
Remus: Don’t kid yourself, she pushed you down the stairs
Sirius: Hello friends!
Everyone:
Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 💖
ahhhh just five?
wires (the neighborhood)
hot to go! (chappell roan)
off to the races (lana del rey)
naked in manhattan (chappell roan)
chihiro (billie eilish)
James: Please, Peter, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Peter: I’m sorry James.
James: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Peter: It has to be done.
James:
Peter:
James:
Peter: *Places +4* Uno.
(you thought it was going to be something different didn’t you)
Marlene: How the did you crash my car?!
Sirius: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Sirius: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Marlene: ...
Remus, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen
Why do people give my wife (aka Lily Evans) zero personality? Like, yeah she was a goody two shoes, but not JUST that. She called James a “arrogant toe rag” and Snape “Snivillous” to spite him, so she was not short of insults. Also she faced voldemort THREE times before she died, and that’s JUST the canon stuff.
Plus she’s friends with (or dating, depending on what you ship) MARY MACDONALD. You know she HAD to be cool.
I’m so tired of Lily saying something funny, snarky, or smart in headcanons and fanfics and people in the comments saying things like “that’s more something blah-blah-blah would say”
Like SHUT UP!!! Lily is a QUEEN. Stop narrowing her down to just ONE of her traits- being a prefect who follows the rules more often than not. I’m not saying she doesn’t- but she has WAY better traits than just that.
And I’m not saying she had zero flaws. She did, but it’s ok. Don’t make her perfect. But don’t villainize her. You forgive the skittles for being death eaters, Sirius for the prank, but not Lily for being a little angry in someone’s fic?
Walburga: Everyone in our family is perfectly fine!!
Sirius, eating peanut butter out of a jar with no utensils or hands:
Bellatrix, creeping up behind Sirius with a butter knife:
Narcissa, covered in spicy mayo, spinning in circles:
Andromeda, cartwheeling into a brick wall:
Regulus, drowning in a birdbath:
Orion: … of course…
james deserved to know what type of cheese he was
rip James potter you would’ve loved taking personality quizzes
hey! i have no idea what to write on thisshe/they, ravenclaw, ENFJ (idrk what that means i just took a quiz)i guess i should mention i'm a minor but idc who contacts me.I'm 100% definitely not obsessed with a bunch of dead gay witches and wizardsOk maybe I amAnyways I mainly post marauders stuff but i also love hunger games, heartstopper, and um... (fuck I forgot all fandoms I'm in) stranger things but, like, in the gay way yk? anyways, have a good day!!
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