DORLENE HEADCANNONS PLEASE

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

Remus: So you’ve never read the muggle newspaper? Sirius: Nope Remus: Not even the comics? Like... Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts? Sirius: No, I don’t think so Remus: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts? Sirius: Uh huh, never [one hour later] Remus, holding a rugby ball while Sirius prepares to run at it: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it.

i bet if there wasnt a war james would take lily’s name

Why is it always „Lily Potter“ and never „James Evans“ ?

James: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 

Lily: You can eat a rock. 

Sirius: Air. 

Remus: The fabric of time and space. 

Marlene: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 

James: You guys are not helpful.

James: Are you drinking enough water? 

Remus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth I guess. 

James: Are you eating enough food?

Remus: Oh don’t worry about that, my tears are VERY salty

James, about Lily: She's very pretty. And confident. And smart.

Remus: She’d eat you alive.

James, sighing: What a way to go.

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c: @givethispromptatry

why is dorlene always a background relationship those bitches are superior to all

Marlene: How the did you crash my car?! 

Sirius: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Sirius: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Marlene: ... 

Remus, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen

tbh the only taylor swift song that isn’t marauders coded is 22