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“If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks, then I will follow you into the dark.”

and you think you can fool me everytime something big ever comes up and you set them aside with that poor excuses of yours?

I was your midnight escape when I wanted to be your seven AM sunrise, but I guess you’re just not a morning person.

H.L. // excerpt from a book I’ll never write #24 // they were like day and night  (via 451seconds)

For people learning French and wanting to speak it like a native, I’ll give you some tips, the things native people say (so you can sound less formal when you speak it).

“Je suis” is often shortened to “j’suis” and if we say it fast, it becomes “chuis”

“Tu es” and basically every verb with “tu” that starts with a vowel, we contract it and make it “t’es”, “t’arrives”, etc.

“il y a”, “il y avait” are most of the time shortened to (oral speech and when writing to a friend) “ya”, “y avait”

To make a question, it’s rare that we use the “est-ce que” form, we just take the affirmative sentence and put a question mark at the end : tu veux manger? (instead of : veux-tu manger?, est-ce que tu veux manger?)

Some abbreviations we often use :

bcp (beaucoup), mtn (maintenant), pk (pourquoi), tlm (tout le monde), mm (même), ptn (putain)

I know this post is probably useless but if you have any questions about french, ill be happy to answer them!

OH MY GOD I FIND THIS SO FUNNY HAHAHA POOR GIRL WAS JUST SAYING THE TRUTH LMAO

my love for you is like the stars. they glow and burn, and explode and die, and they scarred off remnants of thy love and remain a forever evince.

“you pull the mental illness card too often” whoa… it’s almost like … my mental illnesses.. affect me… very often .. almost all the time… wow

This is a real life, alive Giant Squid found off the coast of Japan. This video was recorded on December 24th, 2015. 

This Giant Squid is 3.7 metres long (12 feet), but specimens have been found that are more than 12 metres long.

Watch the video and read more about this encounter below:

Giant Squid, Elusive Creature of the Deep, Gets a Vivid Close-Up

Life hack: Aim to get 100% of your work done. If you aim to do half, you’ll end up doing one quarter. If your goal is to do it all, you might get to 3 quarters.

Monsters in your head,  Monsters in your heart,  Which will be the first to tear you apart?

H.L. // here’s a secret: it’s always the heart (via 451seconds)