- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; November 25, 2015
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]
reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
howtobasic? is that you???
world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds
PERNOCTATION
[noun]
the act or state of passing the whole night; a remaining all night.
Etymology: Latin pernoctatio, from pernoctare, “to stay all night”.
[hagge - Lady Thistle’s Night Out]
I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.
Interior of the Pantheon, Rome.
Even Kendall Jenner’s stomach has rolls when she bends over Candice Swanepoel has stretch marks and Nicki Minaj has scars. Selena Gomez has cellulite and Gisele Bundchen gets bloated sometimes. Adriana Lima doesn’t wake up with perfect hair, Gigi Hadid has bad breath, Beyonce cries, and even Kim Kardashian needs alone time. Jennifer Lawrence loses her temper, Rihanna lies, Kylie Jenner gets jealous and Taylor Swift feels hopeless. The point: Everyone is human and everyone does normal humanly things. Let’s stop trying to be so ‘super'human and take more time to focus on things that matter more than our appearances.
you are a prominent thoughts to my mind
pieces of sparred minds (22:37 02/25/16)
There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.
Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!
fatality in this reality. bring me back alive in the alternate universe.
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