Me When I Eating My Macking Cheese Right Af Ter It Come Out From The Pot Because I Canot Wait To Eat

Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

Ok tomorrow's the big day...

did I guess it right in this video?

everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly

The Bronze Age no

via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.

these are the aliens + their names

gah! all my finest blokes! encased in ice! what will i do now?

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures